Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Why is she MAD at YOU?

Girls are at times strange and crazy creatures. And we are so sorry about that.

If she is clearly mad at you, and you are *positive* that you have not done anything wrong, you are obviously wrong! She's probably mad for one, or a combination of these reasons:
  • You talked about someone, and she feels as though you take a little personal favorite here. This is a very common, stupid mistake that many men make. They also seem to have truly mastered the art of becoming completely oblivious to it (perhaps you guys are acting out...and quite frankly, in either case - it's time you learn). "I am sorry, but as long as I am around, I am your queen. SO TREAT ME LIKE ONE!"
  • Your eyes lingered a fraction of a second too long on a female member who may or may not possess desirable assets (as usually conventionally perceived by the male population). See point above.
  • "My friend thought this..." - don't you tell us that your friends opinion about us would influence yours to that extent!
  • You're late on two or more occasions. Have you ever heard of priority? And where should we be on that list? Yeah...
  • You diminish our value... this is all too common. Men are, as a generalization very arrogant. And I've dealt with enough men to realize so!
Okay, so upon reflection - I see that we, as a race may be a bit overdramatic. But we're cute and have breasts, so suck it up, dudes.