It's Chicks Before Dicks, Guys!

Often many problems will arise when you start dating a girl- no, not between you guys, you’re both probably too filled with giddiness to be able to point out any problems if there were to be any.

But that isn’t to say there is no friction outside your little bubble of the perfect world.

So, first off: MAKE SURE YOU DON’T SPEND EVER WAKING SECOND WITH HER. Not only will that mean your life is empty without her, girls have a strict ‘Chicks before Dicks’ rule and they’re expected to adhere to it.

She probably has a best friend, or a group of friends she is particularly close to. Make sure she still has the time to spend with other people other than you. Don’t be selfish, trust me in that the last thing you want is for her friends to be against you.

So the point is, don’t pressure her to spend all her time with you- she probably wants to, but she has a life too. Pressuring her will only make things harder for her. So be a gentleman and tell her she doesn’t need to focus all her attention on you (even if you and I both know that you know, you honestly really actually want that.)

But I guess if she’s not a believer in the rule, you can’t do much about it, can you?!

Things Girls Hate In Guys

Take note and avoid:

• Arrogance: being self-sure or slightly cocky is appealing, but arrogant is not. Big egos are not good.
  
• Being over-protective: give her some space and do not accuse her with cheating on you every time she looks at another guy. Let her continue being friends with her male friends or hanging out with other guys. You need to be able to trust her, and that means not being overprotective
• Vain guys: being hygienic and practising standard grooming methods are good, and the occasional checking-yourself-out-in-the-shop-window thing can be cute, but do not spend more time getting dressed/doing your hair than your girlfriend does. Most girls prefer a rough man, as opposed to a pretty boy.
• Acting all tough/bad-boy when you're not: do not randomly start fights to try and impress your girl: it's transparent and most girls can see right through it. And especially do not talk to your girlfriend about how you'll bash up some guy when you see him next, if your sole intention is to act tough. She'll realise that you're bluffing next time you do meet up with that guy.
  
• Acting all sensitive/emo: Some girls like sensitive guys, but this does not mean you should go over the top, especially if you're not being you. Also, try not to be too whiney. Find a balance between being tough and being sensitive.
• In general, guys who aren't themselves: girls aren't stupid: they can see how you act around your friends or your family, and they can compare this to how you act around them. Be yourself, and don't try to put up an act just to impress the girl; it'll usually do the very opposite.
• Guys who are degrading: do not point out a girl's faults or defects, even though she might point out yours. Girls are much more fragile. and if you want her to change in any way, do it very very gently. You should not ever be derogatory, and know where the fine line between teasing and being plain rude is.
• Negative guys: find the positive side in things, do not go dissing everything or pointing out the faults in everyone.

That's a pretty broad list of everything a guy should not be: and most girls would agree. Suck it in and be rid of your personality defects at once!

Why is she MAD at YOU?

Girls are at times strange and crazy creatures. And we are so sorry about that.

If she is clearly mad at you, and you are *positive* that you have not done anything wrong, you are obviously wrong! She's probably mad for one, or a combination of these reasons:

• You talked about someone, and she feels as though you take a little personal favorite here. This is a very common, stupid mistake that many men make. They also seem to have truly mastered the art of becoming completely oblivious to it (perhaps you guys are acting out...and quite frankly, in either case - it's time you learn). "I am sorry, but as long as I am around, I am your queen. SO TREAT ME LIKE ONE!"
• Your eyes lingered a fraction of a second too long on a female member who may or may not possess desirable assets (as usually conventionally perceived by the male population). See point above.
• "My friend thought this..." - don't you tell us that your friends opinion about us would influence yours to that extent!
• You're late on two or more occasions. Have you ever heard of priority? And where should we be on that list? Yeah...
• You diminish our value... this is all too common. Men are, as a generalization very arrogant. And I've dealt with enough men to realize so!
  

Okay, so upon reflection - I see that we, as a race may be a bit overdramatic. But we're cute and have breasts, so suck it up, dudes.

How To Flirt Your Way To A Girl's Heart

Ok, I’ll admit it. There are some guys out there who really know their stuff and flirting would be second nature for them. And more often then not, they know this too.

The rest of the guy population however, seem to have totally missed out on that one flirting gene.

So I’m here not to promise you a full fledged plan on how exactly to steal her heart. More so, I am here to help you lay the foundation of being a lady’s man- because of course, every guy’s flirting style is unique.

The golden rule behind all this is to: Take Things Slowly. You don’t want to jump too hard at her. It is in human nature to get nervous if someone was to leap from being “the no one guy” to something more like “the stalkerish guy who failingly flirts with me”. You’ve totally skipped “the friendly guy who’s rather cute” and “hey I like this guy, he’s really sweet” stages.

So what do you do?

Do some research. Ask around to see what type of person she is. The types of things she listens to, whether she’s already attached (important one, this one). Get to know her, without actually talking to her, although don’t delve too deep into her history or anything- THAT is stalkerish.

Just casually ask around. It’ll help when you actually meet her- it’ll make jumping from random conversations easier.

Now you’re prepared with an arsenal of information (okay, not literally), you’re all prepared to go up and actually meet her.

Again, don’t JUMP at her. Casually initiate conversations with her, go out of your way to ‘accidentally coincidentally’ just bump into her and walk to the bus stop together. Do this enough so to be able to receive a ‘hi’ from her whenever you pass her in corridors.

Her being able to say ‘hi’ to you without being prompted is critical. It shows that she notices your presence and is comfortable with you around.

Once you’ve accomplished the ‘hi’, start to subtly let her know you like her more than she may anticipate. Initiate conversations even when unnecessary, go out of your way to walk with her to the bus stop, and let her know that- just don’t act smug about it.

Here, she’s probably going through a lot of confusion in her head. She’s probably wondering how exactly you feel about her, and to assure her, keep the compliments/favours coming.

Keep making her feel special- every girl likes to be liked, and soon enough, she’ll be all yours.

First Dates: Dos and Don'ts

First dates are important. Not only will the girl go and tell all her friends every single minute detail about it, but if you guys end up with a happily ever after, then your first date would be remembered forever and ever. When she's old and on her rocking chair by your side, she will still (most likely) remember the exact date and location, what song was playing in the background, what you ate, what movie you watched, or what you spoke about. First dates are vital, do not stuff it up.

Do:

• Dress up for the occasion. Remember: it's better to be overdressed than underdressed- it makes you look like you have somewhere more important to go to afterwards. And it also shows that you made the effort.
• Take her somewhere nice. Do something that would make both of you feel comfortable, do not take her to some public place where neither of you would get the chance to talk. And importantly: do not take her out with your friends, then ignore her.
  
• Compliment her on her outfit. But don't seem sleazy. Give her a genuine, nice comment.
• Look like you're enjoying yourself. Even if you can't wait to get the hell out of there, don't hurt her feelings. And if you have to leave early, let her know that it clearly is not her fault (even though it is), and tell her you are deeply sorry and will make it up for her.
• Tell her how fun the date was when it ends.
  
• Take the opportunity to get to know her. Ask about her interests, but do not agree to everything she says. You need to disagree with her sometimes; girls like personality. We don't want a guy-clone of ourselves.
  

Don't:

• Have awkward silences!! Fill up the gaps with gentlemanly, intelligent, witty talk. But do not blabber. Plan subjects to talk about ahead of time.
• Lie. Do not tell her that you read Stephen King when you don't. Do not pretend to be an expert in a field you are not. Do not tell her you are the CEO of a major company when you're unemployed.
• Be in a rush to kiss her. You don't have to kiss her if you don't feel like it. And do not kiss her if she doesn't feel like it. So do not grab her head and smash it against yours. If she wants to kiss you, then she'll lean forwards, and you'll know to go for it!
• Let her know that you just want to get into her pants. Even if you do, you shouldn't be too pushy on the first date. Take things slowly, and make sure she knows you like her for reasons other than her physical appearance.
• Take her to a football game/racing venue/boxing match/strip club. Those are places you go to with your friends. Friends are different to girlfriends. Girlfriends would most likely hate the places you take your friends to. So do not take her to one of the previously mentioned joints, you'll make her ashamed for being with you.
• Be sleazy. Do not randomly slide your hands up her skirt, or something equally disgusting (on the first date). Later is fine, but not on the first date. If you really want to, just *accidentally* brush your knees against hers under the table.

Don't stuff it up.

5 Things To Run Through That Brain of Yours

...before you open your mouth.

You are not boys. Most of us do not overlook things and dismiss it without second thought; we are female. In fact, if most girls are like me - she'd be running ever single word you pronounce over and over again in her head. That is, if she likes you enough which, for the sake of the argument - she is really, really is. If you said, the right thing, she'd smile her ass off and woo her heart until it melts. If you've said the wrong thing, she'd ponder over it for days - if not much longer! She'd be thinking these things out until her brain explodes, and lets face it - the last thing you want is a girl and her brain, in separate parts I mean.

Her: Theresa's pretty don't you think?
You: Yeah, she has a really pretty smile.

• Why did he say that?
• Was it fuelled by other people's opinion about me/whatever, or did he come up with it himself?
• If it is the former case, who and why would they think that? Why would they tell him? More importantly, was it a girl or a boy? If it's a girl, why is she so close to him that she is able to influence him to that degree - persuade him so much so? How does he feel about her?
• If it's the latter - what was he thinking about when that thought came across. Was he rethinking in regards to our relationship?
• What is going to happen???

So before you say something that can jeopardize your relationship --> future --> life, think:

1. Is this putting her down in some way.
2. How would this sound to her ears?
3. What does SHE think of (given topic)? Her opinion?
   
4. If she disagrees to what I am about to say, how can I word it to be honest but not offend her?
5. What would other people think of this (if they hear it - this is not because you/her will necessarily go around telling people (well, she might!!!) but if it doesn't sound alright to hear, then it shouldn't be alright to say!).

Ciao for niao.

Women To Avoid

These types of women = trouble.

1. Your best friend’s ex: You’ve heard all about it, never date your best friend’s ex! Not only will it makes things super awkward with your best friend, it’ll spread and your reputation will plummet. Because honestly, what kind of friend are you if you’re going to date your best friend’s ex?
But they’ve been separate for a while now, do you say? But they’re no longer on bad terms? But your best friend is now dating someone new? THAT DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING! Either get the girl before your best friend, or forget the dream altogether.

2. Your best friend’s sister: ok, same deal here. What are her parents going to think? No longer will you be able to share any details (good, or bad) with your best friend, because what do you know? THEY LIVE UNDER THE SAME ROOF.

3. Your ex: Couples break up for a reason. And that is the reason why you should never get back together. The boundaries here can be a little blurred though. I personally know a lot of on again off again couples who technically, would be “dating their ex’s”. I have no problem with this kind of relationship (not meaning that I endorse it or such, although also not meaning that I object to it). By “ex’s”, I mean if you guys have truly and totally broken up and have (had) no more feelings for each other (no good ones anyway).
If you suddenly develop feelings (good ones, that is) for your ex, think back to WHY you guys broke up in the first place. Getting back together could be rerun of your past relationship.

4. Your secretary/client: Not only is it unprofessional, think of what will happen AFTER you guys break up. This is kind of like the best friend deal. Will things be able to simply revert to normal again? Yes, it is possible, but more often than not, it doesn’t work.
Moreover, it will be a distraction to your work.

How To Be A Stylish Heterosexual Male

Have you ever wondered why guys on TV can pull off anything, while you feel like the world's biggest dork when you attempt to look stylish? The key is confidence. Look the part, feel comfortable in your clothes, and you can fool anybody. If you want to look stylish (and trust me, you'll want to look stylish. Girls dig stylish), read on:

Things To Avoid

• Looking like a walking cliche. You do not want to look clichéd. Do not dress in a way where people can easily stereotype you. Don't try to dress like a basket-baller (baggy shorts, baggy shirt, sweat bands. Leave it to the pros) or a hip hop artist (ditto, minus the sweat bands, plus the bling). I repeat, do not dress like a basket-baller or a hiphop artist unless you are a basket-baller/hiphop artist.
• Dressing like a gay man. It is true, gay men have style that can match no other man, but this does not mean you have to dress like one. Dress stylishly, but masculinely.
  
• Wearing bright neon colours. No one wants a flashling neon sign as a boyfriend.
  
• Wearing clothes that are too tight/too baggy. Do not wear skinny jeans AND a tight top. And do not wear a huge baggy shirt and huge baggy pants. Girls have a general rule that guys should follow too: if you wear fitted pants, wear a bigger top. If you're wearing a tight-ish, or fitted top, wear looser pants.
• Chucking on the same outfit every time you go out. I assure you: girls notice. So next time you go out, try to remember what you wore last time, and avoid it.
  

Things Girls Like:

• A man who can pull things off. Try new things, and look confident in your outfits.
  
• Polished boys. Look well groomed, clean your clothes properly, and remember to change your underwear (I know that's obvious, but you never know with guys...)
• Individuality. Do not go around dressing like everyone else. This means not wearing a giant t-shirt or a baggy hoodie with jeans everywhere you go. Mix it up a bit. Try a shirt for a change. You've heard the word before right? S.H.I.R.T. They're cotton-y and they have buttons and collars. Iron crisply, do not do the buttons all the way up. Guys underestimate the convenience of shirts. Going out with your mates? Wear a shirt with jeans. Going out for dinner? Add a tie, change the jeans for proper pants. Going to a formal? Add a blazer! Amazing, right?
• Hilarious t-shirts. Well, not all girls, but most girls with a sense of humour would either like those really witty smart-joke shirts, or the lame-but-hilarious shirts. If you're insistent on not wearing an actual shirt, then a hilarious t-shirt is for you. But do make sure the shirt is actually funny. Lame-funny shirts are fine, but lame-lame shirts are not.
  
• Guys who know how to pull together a flattering outfit. If you're on the big side, do not try super-duper skinny jeans or turtlenecks. Again, if you're tall and skinny, try to pick clothes that actually fit you. You don't want to look like you're about to burst out/drown in your clothes. And when you go shopping, actually try on the clothes before you buy them. When you do, check for things that look good on you: colours that accent your eyes or hair, cuts that make you look more toned, things that make your arms appear larger, your stomach appear smaller, etc. If a shirt makes you look like a fatty, then don't buy it no matter how attached to it you may be.

Sources for ideas

• WhoWhatWear. The blog is usually for females, but they occasionally feature guy-celebs. For example, in this article.
• Lookbook.nu. A website where young people from 15 to 25 share their daily outfits. Again, mostly female-dominated, but the occasional guys who post their looks are uber-stylish. This website provides excellent examples.
• The Satorialist. Features people from the streets of Paris, Milan and New York. The website is more gender-balanced, and features people of all ages.
  
• Jak&Jil: Includes images of the chicest people in the fashion industry, including male designers, models and photographers.
  
• Look through catalogues or websites of clothing stores for ideas.
  

What Girls Really Think About...

We found this Australian student portal forum from a reader, who directed me to a Questionaire for girls. Useful, interesting stuff.

I may be slightly biased but the Qs for Guys are totally more interesting though! I told you, men are strange!

Hope these Aussie guys don't mind. It's for research and educational purposes :P

For answers from the chicks:
1. Is it true that girls like bad guys?

• no.
• Yes. Very much so. Lead me into temptation please.
• No. That's what "nice guys" who think the reason they can't get a gf is cuz they're "too nice" say to make themselves feel better.
• bad in a braod sense, yes (i.e. not a mummy's boy or really boring, etc), but they have to be lovely and sweet to us.
• Not bad bad, but someone who isn't afraid to bend the law bit XD
• Yes
• Some probably do, but you can't generalise.
• depends on the girl
• Yes.

2. Whats your favourite kinda dude eg Skater, Emo, Lad etc?

• Musician. Bass/ Guitarists and singers need only apply. Not too fussed on drummers.
• normal
• I am not sure
• femmeboys
• Above average intelligence with some wit
• Ooo I like skaters but anyone normal looking usually.
• None of the above, they're all stupid. Nerd. Nerd is good. Or guy next door, lol.
• emoooo
• Emo/Punk/Skater...good taste in music too

3. What do girls fall for the most first eg eyes, hair, clothes etc?

• eyes, ass, clothes. ugly shoes kill my life.
• You won't get a look in if you have bad hair - then if you don't give me a cheeky smile I will begin to doubt. Afterward a look at the eye colour (green or blue preferred) will seal the deal.
• Whether he is mature
• it depends on the person and the intention. personality, mostly. if a guy is funny and cute then that's the biggest turn on - but physically i'd say that overall presentation is key, so dressing well is important.
• Actions - he must be considerate
• Personality and looks.
• Again, can't generalise, but for me; eyes, smile, hair, body, everything else.
• eyes first, then hair, then clothes
• Eyes, smile, decent haircut,

4. If a dude smells nice does that make him much hotter?

• Yes. Yes. Yes. Yummy smelling guys who you can hug and nuzzle into their necks. So very nice.
• much
• Yes --- the natural kind of nice.
• yes. yes. yes. yes. yes.
• Yes, well more of a chance i'll speak to him.
• Fuck yes.
• If a dude smells nice does that make him much hotter?
• i dont like smells
  Yes.
• yeahh...

5. Tall, dark and handsome...that really the fantasy of a perfect guy?

• Yes. For me anyway. I could settle with Medium height, dark and handsome however.
• pretty much, yeah.
• Why are you trying to find out what "girls" like? Are you trying to seduce many girls at once?
• yeahh i believe so..
• yes
• Not really - just a toned, smart and nice ^^
• No.
• Tall, dark and handsome...that really the fantasy of a perfect guy?
  For me, pretty much yeah. But not for everyone, again.
• not dark, tall and handsome is fine
  

6. What do girls really like when it comes to sex?

• passion, attention to detail ie, where you put your hands, where you kiss, pace etc.
• I want passion. I want you to be present and in the moment. No holding back and emotionally invested in the experience. Don't make it just about you racing to the finish.
• Making you believe she's not faking it
• attentiveness, consideration, reciprocating things, a boy who knows his way around the vagina (it is a bit of a maze, i admit)
• No pressure.
• What do girls really like when it comes to sex?
  If you're not in it JUST to please yourself, that's a start. Don't be selfish. And maybe do a bit of research. Porn doesn't count. That way you've got some idea about what you should be putting where and whatnot. Um. Rough. Rough is good. Be assertive. Oh, and don't just try and shove it in. Girls generally take a little more effort to arouse than guys.
• wont say

7. Ultimate fantasy?

• you know what, i dont think i have one...
• I go to a concert. A small band, but slowly finding success. The guitarist keeps smiling at me during the gig and afterward approaches me at the bar to ask if I'd like to have a drink and chat....Cut to a couple of hours later and we are at his...Just for one night. That's all!
• The guy I think will never love me loves me. LOVE, not like. Not infatuated with me or with the idea of someone loving him so much.
• domination. a boy who will let me dress him up in my clothes and boss him around and then jump his bones.
• I agree with zoe, complete domination :P
• 1)Two guys.
  2)Semi public place.
  3)The office of the hottest teacher at my school.
  4)A tall, muscley highlander when on holiday in Scotland.

Long Distance Relationships

You don’t need to see your partner every second of every day for a relationship to work. Long distance relationships can, and are proven to work. But that isn’t to say that they are for everyone, so before you commit yourself in a long distance relationship, think of the pro and cons:
Pros:

• You will learn to treasure the times you spend together more, and not take the things you do together for granted.
• Your trust in your partner will intensify. This is important- there is no relationship without trust. Moreover, you will learn not to get jealous at the slight mention of other guys.
• You will be able to continue with your life without much interference which may come with a more conventional relationship. There will be no need to keep your weekends free to spend with your partner- the weekend is yours.
• Your feelings for each other will be developed on a more meaningful level, as opposed to one based on lust.

Cons:

• Trust that there will be many times where you will feel lonely and wish that your partner was there with you. It will be emotionally stressful.
• You both lead different lives- you live in different places, know different people, do different things. It will be harder to relate to each other, which may lead to misunderstandings.
• No physical intimacy. No more hugging, kissing, touching. Nothing.
• The phone bill. Be prepared to provide for extremely high phone bills.

Again, long distance relationships can work, and they will work if both parties co-operate. And if you work hard enough, it will be absolutely worth the effort.

How To Turn A Friend Into A Girlfriend

If you're starting to feel attracted to a girl who you are already friends with, well congrats because you just saved yourself that super duper hard leap of having to get to know her. In a way, you've got it easy.

Instead of having to:

• learn about her interests and who she really is,
  
• figure out whether she hates you or not, or
  
• find out if she's mental,

you get to cut the chase and go in for capture.

However, it can also set you back slightly:

• she might view you as a brother, instead of someone date-able
• your secret hints and flirtatiousness might be seen as friendly gestures
• if you ask her out and she says no, your friendship is ruined.

But not to worry! Here are 5 easy peasy steps to follow (you may have to modify them slightly depending on your girl):

1. Make sure she does not have a boyfriend, or another guy of interest. If she does, you're screwed. You could try to get rid of the boyfriend/guy of interest, but murdering him is not an option. Try pointing out his flaws to her, or showing your superiority over him.
2. Double check that she has interests in going out with a guy. If she's a lesbian, or she is 100% school/work focused, she will not go out with you no matter how much she likes you. Find out before you ask her, for the sake making both your lives easier.
3. Let her know you like her as more than a friend. This is probably the most difficult step, and presumably the most time consuming. Do things that are extra nice, even nicer than you would normally be. Hug her more often, put your arm around her if it feels right, flirt with her, but don't go too extreme. Another discrete way is to give her yellow roses with red tips (they're a secret rose signal for 'friendship turning into love'). Then find out if she's interested in you. If she states that you're like a brother to her, or she deflects all your attempts to flirt, clearly she is not interested. Open your eyes and ears, and look for the signs.
4. Think carefully. If she likes you, and you like her, then THINK CAREFULLY. Think about the friendship you guys have. If you're barely friends, then skip this step. But if you are the bestest of buddies, carefully consider the possibility that you two would one day break up. It is a known fact that no, you cannot simply still be friends. It will not be the same. One will be the bitter ex inside, and the other will be the horrible-guilty-feeling person. If you are sure you want to risk it, then go for it. But if you simply want to be friends; if you think you'll get over her quickly, or if you treasure your friendship more, then STOP RIGHT HERE AND GO NO FURTHER.
5. Ask her out. GO FOR IT. If all the above steps have been followed, then the transition would be as smooth as a pair of freshly waxed legs. And that's real smooth.
   

And may the two of you live happily ever after, and be best friends and lovers, like in all the soppy sloppy movies.

Why Intelligent Girls Dig You

So I have been looking around (usually every other day I walk about with my eyes shut! haha, I'm so funny.) and realized that intelligent people go with intelligent people. Maybe it's not such a perfect balance in most cases, however, it is very unlikely that the intelligence is completely off balanced, such as money and social classes are some times are.

I mean, "love is all you need". I'm sure Mr Darcy said something like that somewhere (hmm, and by Mr Darcy, I meant John Lennon).

If you go for those girls who stick their heads in the clouds (you know, they should seriously change that expression! I think clouds are nice stuff!) wearing their mini skirts (and if you are a guy who wears mini skirts, then I am very sorry; sorry I have offended you and sorry that you wear mini skirts) then good for you - you are clearly not the targer audience of this post so please come back in two days for a fresh one that might be relevant to you.

By intelligent, I don't mean you necessarily have to be academically gifted/genius. If you are not good at maths, it doesn't necessarily mean you are lacking in intelligence. So for those of you who are racing your mouse up that red X up there, spare me a bone (or moments) to finish this off. Intelligence meaning not lacking in knowledge. You cannot be ignorant.

I like lame guys. And I know a LOT of chicks who (secretly) dig them. However, there are many categories of lame (well by now, you should have realised I kind of like putting things into categories). There's smart lame and dim wit lame. Being lame is no excuse for ignorance, sorry.

There is not one bigger turn off than an ignorant person. There is no such thing worse than a stupid, ignorant person. Maybe there is, a smart, ignorant person. I don't know which one I'd choose over which. But when the opportunity do arise for such extreme choices, I'd walk away and die a virgin.

Just A Thing You Should Know Before You Cheat On Her

You need to know that:

1. Girls aren’t stupid
2. Girls can be crazy
   

If you’re going to cheat on your girlfriend, know that SHE WILL FIND OUT. Whether it be through flicking through your phone logs, text messages, receipts in your wallet, or your neighbours hearing suspicious sounds coming through your thin walls.

So no matter how well you think you’re hiding it, if she hasn’t already figured it out, trust us here, SHE WILL.

Not only will she find out, she will most probably do something crazy about it too. So be prepared, as she may:

• Well, move on. This is pretty self-explanatory, and you deserve it.
• If she doesn’t decide to move on and decides to stay with you, her trust in you will have faltered. She will no longer be able to trust you unconditionally like she used to anymore, no matter how hard she may try or want to.
• If she doesn’t fall into the above two categories however, you may be in a little bit of trouble. She may decide to hook-up with say… your best friend, maybe. And trust us in that whoever he is, he will be BIGGER, BETTER, TALLER, DARKER, MORE HANDSOME than you in EVERY way possible.
• Or she might decide you belong in this special place in the heart of the Internet called WomanSavers.com. Oh no, you don’t want that.
• She may also coincidentally become the new best-friend of every single one of your new girlfriends. And think about it, we girls trust each other more than we trust some guy we've only just started seeing. Consider yourself girlfriendless for the rest of your life.
• Expect a whole group of people to simply STOP talking to you. Don’t worry, everyone will know about it.

Moral of the story: don’t EVER cheat on a girl!