Just A Thing You Should Know Before You Cheat On Her

You need to know that:

1. Girls aren’t stupid
2. Girls can be crazy
   

If you’re going to cheat on your girlfriend, know that SHE WILL FIND OUT. Whether it be through flicking through your phone logs, text messages, receipts in your wallet, or your neighbours hearing suspicious sounds coming through your thin walls.

So no matter how well you think you’re hiding it, if she hasn’t already figured it out, trust us here, SHE WILL.

Not only will she find out, she will most probably do something crazy about it too. So be prepared, as she may:

• Well, move on. This is pretty self-explanatory, and you deserve it.
• If she doesn’t decide to move on and decides to stay with you, her trust in you will have faltered. She will no longer be able to trust you unconditionally like she used to anymore, no matter how hard she may try or want to.
• If she doesn’t fall into the above two categories however, you may be in a little bit of trouble. She may decide to hook-up with say… your best friend, maybe. And trust us in that whoever he is, he will be BIGGER, BETTER, TALLER, DARKER, MORE HANDSOME than you in EVERY way possible.
• Or she might decide you belong in this special place in the heart of the Internet called WomanSavers.com. Oh no, you don’t want that.
• She may also coincidentally become the new best-friend of every single one of your new girlfriends. And think about it, we girls trust each other more than we trust some guy we've only just started seeing. Consider yourself girlfriendless for the rest of your life.
• Expect a whole group of people to simply STOP talking to you. Don’t worry, everyone will know about it.

Moral of the story: don’t EVER cheat on a girl!