Friday, March 13, 2009

How To Be A Stylish Heterosexual Male

Have you ever wondered why guys on TV can pull off anything, while you feel like the world's biggest dork when you attempt to look stylish? The key is confidence. Look the part, feel comfortable in your clothes, and you can fool anybody. If you want to look stylish (and trust me, you'll want to look stylish. Girls dig stylish), read on:

Things To Avoid
  • Looking like a walking cliche. You do not want to look clichéd. Do not dress in a way where people can easily stereotype you. Don't try to dress like a basket-baller (baggy shorts, baggy shirt, sweat bands. Leave it to the pros) or a hip hop artist (ditto, minus the sweat bands, plus the bling). I repeat, do not dress like a basket-baller or a hiphop artist unless you are a basket-baller/hiphop artist.
  • Dressing like a gay man. It is true, gay men have style that can match no other man, but this does not mean you have to dress like one. Dress stylishly, but masculinely.
  • Wearing bright neon colours. No one wants a flashling neon sign as a boyfriend.
  • Wearing clothes that are too tight/too baggy. Do not wear skinny jeans AND a tight top. And do not wear a huge baggy shirt and huge baggy pants. Girls have a general rule that guys should follow too: if you wear fitted pants, wear a bigger top. If you're wearing a tight-ish, or fitted top, wear looser pants.
  • Chucking on the same outfit every time you go out. I assure you: girls notice. So next time you go out, try to remember what you wore last time, and avoid it.
Things Girls Like:
  • A man who can pull things off. Try new things, and look confident in your outfits.
  • Polished boys. Look well groomed, clean your clothes properly, and remember to change your underwear (I know that's obvious, but you never know with guys...)
  • Individuality. Do not go around dressing like everyone else. This means not wearing a giant t-shirt or a baggy hoodie with jeans everywhere you go. Mix it up a bit. Try a shirt for a change. You've heard the word before right? S.H.I.R.T. They're cotton-y and they have buttons and collars. Iron crisply, do not do the buttons all the way up. Guys underestimate the convenience of shirts. Going out with your mates? Wear a shirt with jeans. Going out for dinner? Add a tie, change the jeans for proper pants. Going to a formal? Add a blazer! Amazing, right?
  • Hilarious t-shirts. Well, not all girls, but most girls with a sense of humour would either like those really witty smart-joke shirts, or the lame-but-hilarious shirts. If you're insistent on not wearing an actual shirt, then a hilarious t-shirt is for you. But do make sure the shirt is actually funny. Lame-funny shirts are fine, but lame-lame shirts are not.
  • Guys who know how to pull together a flattering outfit. If you're on the big side, do not try super-duper skinny jeans or turtlenecks. Again, if you're tall and skinny, try to pick clothes that actually fit you. You don't want to look like you're about to burst out/drown in your clothes. And when you go shopping, actually try on the clothes before you buy them. When you do, check for things that look good on you: colours that accent your eyes or hair, cuts that make you look more toned, things that make your arms appear larger, your stomach appear smaller, etc. If a shirt makes you look like a fatty, then don't buy it no matter how attached to it you may be.
Sources for ideas
  • WhoWhatWear. The blog is usually for females, but they occasionally feature guy-celebs. For example, in this article.
  • Lookbook.nu. A website where young people from 15 to 25 share their daily outfits. Again, mostly female-dominated, but the occasional guys who post their looks are uber-stylish. This website provides excellent examples.
  • The Satorialist. Features people from the streets of Paris, Milan and New York. The website is more gender-balanced, and features people of all ages.
  • Jak&Jil: Includes images of the chicest people in the fashion industry, including male designers, models and photographers.
  • Look through catalogues or websites of clothing stores for ideas.