How To Get Over A Girl

Relationships can be all happy and dandy, but when they end you can start to feel lost and directionless. But not to worry, The Guyde is here to save you. (That is our sole purpose, after all.)

So, The Guyde’s Official Guide to Help You Get Over That Girl You Just Can’t Seem to Stop Thinking About:

Give it Time. Everything takes time, and you can’t expect yourself to just get over her quick fast.

Rid of all things that remind you of her. You may think that you’re doing fine one moment, but it only takes one thought of her and you may be back to square one again. So play it safe and disinfect your whole house of EVERYTHING. Yes, ESPECIALLY that jumper of her’s that you’re still sleeping with.

Build your perfect lover. No, SHE is not perfect. There is someone else who is even better than her in every aspect. Make a list of all the qualities this perfect lover possesses and fall in love. Examples of qualities to help you get start off include: the ability to make you smile in any given situation, and don’t even try to tell me SHE can do that, because right now, SHE CAN’T, CAN SHE?!

Avoid her. Making excuses to talk/see her needs to stop NOW.

Make a list of all negative things about her. Blow it up, print it out, and stick it up on a wall where you know you’ll see it often. Go out of your way to pass by it every so often to engrave the reasons into your head.