Are you unknowingly turning me off?

No intro. Lets jump into business.

• U tipe lyk dis. Unless she tipes lyk dis az wellz, don't! If she uses correct grammar and punctuation online, so should you. I'm not saying to capitalize and spell check everything harder than making a hard copy of your English essay, but basic things such as correct spelling and decent grammar goes a long way. Just like you, most girls like a well educated person to around. As I remember Paige mentioning earlier - you're and your = different! It's okay to do it once, we promise :)
• Men with Dragon Ball Z hair (hey what happened to that, last I heard of it was 2003!). Seriously.
  Me: Wow, imagine that guy having sex with that hair!
  Person X: Never fear. He will never get laid with that hair in the first place.
  
• When guys talk about every girl as if they are meaningless, brainless objects. Some girls are, but most girls aren't and it would really give you extra credit if you appear to have knowledge of that. We understand that you feel that you need to prove you have testosterone and tell the world you are A MAN but sometimes, you just push it. It's not cool, dude.
• When you make yourself appear smart by dumbing people down.
• When you talk about girls, and periods as if you are one and do get your periods so therefore you know. You kind of don't and that just makes you look like an ignorant moron who is trying to be funny but unfortunately miserably failing.
• You openly watch porn. Again, I know this makes you look masculine but to an extent, and anything past that point is downright annoying.
  We know you watch porn. We know the statistics, and unless you are not part of the 100% of all male, then you watch porn. We get it. We get it that you watch porn and it's natural for all guys just as the fact that you also fart, burp, stare at yourself in the mirror and smile cutely and occasionally may choke on your own saliva is. We don't need any of that acknowledged repeatedly.
• Oversensitivity. Just as much as it annoys the freak out of girls when it's her teeth, it's not the best when its in a guy as well. We like sensitivity, however, too much is always just so; TOO much.

- Alice