I Like You.

So Simple. So sweet. So heartwarming.

I'll run you guys through the rules, first.

1. Be sincere.
   
2. Be serious.

So you've finally decided that you will tell her. Thank you and congratualations. You have finally graduated from a wimpy boy and can now proceed to finding your way to becoming a man.

Now the fun part. Learn from your idiot friends who told the girl of his dreams on Bebo. Don't do that.

• Write her a letter. It is very sweet because it is very old school. Just make sure you get this to the right girl. This is the non stupid alternative if you're online confessions sorta guy.
  
• Send her a message in chocolate or sweetheart candies. Roses work too. Cough, Valentines Day coming up, cough.
  
• Send her a list of reasons why she's awesome under 'pros' and put not with me under 'cons'.
• Write in on her hand.
  
• Record it, burn it on a CD then give it to her.
  

Do not proceed down these roads, or even conceive thoughts of doing so.

• Tell her online. We've discussed this. How would she know if you are joking or not? How would she know if it isn't actually your friend on your account? Sure, you can tell her again/confirm in person, but where is the sweetness and surprise in that? Just don't, okay?
• Get your friend to do it. You just lost about ten points with her even if she does agree because she has been in love with you.
• Make a joke of it. End of sentence.