Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Things Girls Love In Guys

If you're:
  • good humored - guys who are easily amused turn a lot of girls on (don't overdo it if it's not you. If you go out of your way to laugh at things that are not even funny lame, it'd shine right through!)
  • You are within reason. Why do we like people who possess dicks? Because it means that they don't experience something called PMS. So if a guy is hot and is cold, he is not something that attracts females who are already these things!
  • You are smart and not ignorant. You are aware of your environment, you are aware of the world. You don't need to top all your classes, no no. But you must know what is happening so people can discuss things with you in an intelligent matter.
  • You are not petty. Sure, we're all about equality these days but it is one of the oldest known fact to mankind that men should not be pettier than his girlfriend. Remember. Tight ass = good. Tight AS ass = not good! I know the line is too fine, but please find it sooner than later.
  • You are not self conceited. You are not the most important thing, and she understands that. It's just more convenient when you understands it as well.
  • You do not drone on and on about something completely insignificant.
  • You know when it is charming and when to stop before it gets overly sluttily flirtatious.
  • You are quite charming! You are not a slut, though and does make her feel like she's just 'one of the chicks he flirts with'.